“Howard’s Housekeepers for young couples” :60 Radio
SFX: FRONT
DOOR TO HOME OPENS AND CLOSES
MAN 1: Honey,
I’m home!
MAN 2: I’m
out in the kitchen.
MAN 1: I hope your slaving over that
new stove, I’m starved.
SFX: FOOTSTEPS
MAN 1: (Astonished) Are you feeling
well? The house looks amazing. When on earth did you have time to clean?
MAN 2: Just
call me Suzie homemaker.
MAN 1: Mmm, something smells good. You
really are cooking! Something IS wrong. I’m dreaming. No, I’ve died and gone to
heaven.
MAN 2: Well
this is fun but really, I can’t take ALL the credit. I had HELP.
MAN 1: What’s your secret? (Worried) Was your mother here? (Frantic) Oh no, is she coming? She isn’t on
her way is she?
MAN 2: Relax would you! I called Howards Housekeepers. They
help clean homes and for a reasonable price.
And look outside, the patio
furniture is out in time for nice weather this weekend.
MAN 1: But those chairs are filthy
with bird poo from fall.
MAN 2: Not anymore! Howard’s brought them out from the shed and
cleaned them in a jiffy. I didn’t have to lift a finger. Well I did dial 292-HELP.
ANNCR: Call 292-HELP for reasonably
priced home and yard cleaning services. Howards Housekeepers, located on Main
Street in Carlisle.
